Thank You, Dear Unholy Jehadis

Dear Unholy Jehadis,

I thank you for stabbing mi in the back. I thank you for desserting mi whenever I needed you. I thank you for kicking mi in the tenders when I fell. I thank you for making mi bleed. I thank you for helping mi become a better human being.

I thank you for sharing the battlefield of life, it has been, continues to be and for the forseeable future, will continue to be a pain and an honour.

Love and Regards

NOTE:
The Unholy Jehadis are a subset of the people, who belong to the family that I was born into and the family that adopted mi, my friends, my teachers and rank strangers. The Unholy Jehadis are those of them, who have tried their level best to make mi regret my life.

Thank You, Dear Spectators

Dear Spectators,

I thank you for doing nothing. I thank you for giving mi an opportunity to provide you with entertainment.

Love and Regards

NOTE:
The Spectators are a subset of the people, who belong to the family that I was born into and the family that adopted mi, my friends, my teachers and rank strangers. The Spectators are those of them, who have played no role in my life, who instead have chosen to watch the proceedings in my life, as if they were happening on some other planet.

Thank You, Dear Believers

Dear Believers,

I thank you for watching my back. I thank you for rallying to my support. I thank you for picking mi up when I fell. I thank you for patching mi up when I bled. I thank you for helping mi become a better human being.

I thank you for sharing the battlefield of life, it has been, continues to be and for the forseeable future, will continue to be a pleasure and an honour.

Love and Regards

NOTE:
The Believers are a subset of the people, who belong to the family that I was born into and the family that adopted mi, my friends, my teachers and rank strangers. The Believers are those of them, who have played a supportive role in my life.

Thank You, Dear Furies

Dear Furies,

O Erinyes, I thank you for teaching mi about Lust.
O Dirae, I thank you, for teaching mi about The Love that Binds.
O EumenΓ­des, The Kindly Ones, I thank you for teaching mi about The Love that is Unconditional.

Love and Regards

Thank You, Dear Mom & Dad

Dear Mom & Dad,

Thank you for bringing mi into this world, for nurturing mi whenever I could not take care of myself, for giving mi a good education and for setting a high bar to jump over.

The high bar that I have tripped over much 😐 But hey, whatever does not kill you makes you stronger or was it wierder, anyways, I’ll make it someday. Thanks a ton mom & dad πŸ˜€

Love and Regards

Thank You, Dear Sun

Dear Sun,

Thank you, for providing the love and attraction that holds this rag tag family of planets, moons, comets and other assorted rocks and gasses together.

Thank you, for keeping us warm and lit up in this otherwise mostly, cold and dark infinite expanse of space.

Thank you, for powering the winds & ocean currents (the great ocean conveyor / thermohaline circulation) and the hydrological cycle.

Thank you, for putting food on everyones table via photosynthesis, well, except for those freaks who rely on chemosynthesis. Ok, ok, am sorry, I should be a little more polite to my fellow organisms, my bad 😐

Thank you, for creating the stores of fossilized sunlight in coal, natural gas and crude oil. More importantly, thank you, for all the human comforts that have come with them πŸ™‚

Dear Sun, since there is so much more that I could thank you for, than I have the time to; I will just say thank you for everything.

Hey, but not to forget, thank you, for my daily dose of Vitamin D and those spectacular auroras πŸ˜€

Love and Regards.

Thank You, Dear Stars

Dear Stars,
Err… to be a little more specific,

Dear Stars Of Times Long Past,

I thank you for shining, for burning and in the process of self destruction, creating the materials necessary for my life. My body is after all 90+% star dust and my dear reader, so is yours.

Thank you, dear stars, you that have burnt bright, when the universe was still young, when we were not there to marvel at the wonder. The universe is older now and there are those who are capable of marveling at the stars today, but I wonder…

Love and Regards.

P.S. My ancestors point out, that I, first need to thank the natural forces of creation without whom even they would not have come to be.

Thank You, Dear Ancestors

Dear Ancestors,

Oh yes, all of you, right from the single celled ancestors, to the no legged and multi legged and the ones who hung out in the trees and of course the ones who roamed the earth on two legs, making tools and trading and well… being human. Thank you, without you I would not be here.

Love and Regards.

Thank You, Dear Bob

Dear Bob,

My guide, my compass, thank you for being there. There have been times when I have abandoned your bearings knowingly and then there have been times when I have abandoned your bearings unknowingly. I thank you for not abandoning mi.

Love and Regards.